When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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