my sisters under your porch take her home
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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