are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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