I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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