dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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