I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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