my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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