Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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