I am full of burrito and curiosity
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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