So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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