My balls are so social today.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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