Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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