I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
People in love make me want to vomit
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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