I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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