i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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