this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
