i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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