Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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