That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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