If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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