Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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