This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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