my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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