like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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