I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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