So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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