North Korea, Best Korea!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Why is your signature on my underwear?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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