I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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