I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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