nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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