is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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