Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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