Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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