What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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