Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
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oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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