You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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