love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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