Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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