I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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