4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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i believe in u and ur pee
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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