Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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