those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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