Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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