just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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