do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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