Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We just shotgunned beers for America
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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