im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
