I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Randomize