so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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