so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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