Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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