Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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