sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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