my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Randomize